What's the stupidest/funniest thing you've ever heard?

[solong2010]

I thought this would be a fun topic =P

Post any ridiculous thing that someone's ever said to you!

Hmm... the only one I can think of right now is this:

Girl: So what languages do you speak?
Me: Cambodian, some Korean, working on Spanish
White guy: Do you speak North Korean or South Korean?

*Me and the girl (who is also white) stare at each other and are dying of laughter*

Woo... wow.

I've also said lots of stupid things in my life =) Too many to remember!

Here we go, last night at tonny's prom. He just introduced me to his friends:

me: *shaking hand* i'm sorry if i don't remember your name by the end of the night
guy: what's my name? (he just introduced himself to me)
me: uhmm... >_>;;;

[solong2010]

Originally Posted by jason

Here we go, last night at tonny's prom. He just introduced me to his friends:

me: *shaking hand* i'm sorry if i don't remember your name by the end of the night
guy: what's my name? (he just introduced himself to me)
me: uhmm... >_>;;;

LOL! you must be preeetty horrible with names!

[FreedomRice]

hehe, north korean or south korean........ roflmao,
i cant remember the last funniets thing someone said or i said, laughing really hard really makes you forget

Originally Posted by solong2010

LOL! you must be preeetty horrible with names!

lol yea.. i'm pretty bad with names x_x omg. i'm a face person

[jiamei]

Oh my gosh. Here is one from my friend during middle school;

Boy: I hope you don't mind me asking, but ethnicity are you?
Me: Oh, I'm Chinese.
My Friend: No you're not, you told me that you're Asian!

[bubbletea]

Girl: What's your nationality?
Me: American.
Girl: But your Asian.
Me: My ethnicity is Chinese, but Im American.
Girl: how does that work out.
Me: o.O

oh here we go. this one in zero and a girl was like this.

girl: what's the date today?
guy: it's the uhm..
girl: oh wait nevermind. i forgot it was my birthday.

[SonictheHedgehog]

Something I read from my text book:

Mathematician: Young man, can you tell me where the mathematician (himself) lives?

Boy: What's wrong with you daddy?

Oh here's another one that happened today.

me: so how's the girl your friend is setting you up with?
alex: well i know her from korean school too.. soo..
me: is she korean?.. oh wait
alex: haha dumb ass

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