Get the fact straight about asian/americans

[bubbletea]

I found this,
and thought I should share it. lol.
i think it was on Facebook,
idk, but i got it on a forum thingy.


Things to Know:

1. No, the languages aren't all the freaking same, get over it
2. North Korea and South Korea ARE TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
2.5. The question "Are you from South or North Korea" is just plain stupid. Stop being ignorant.
3. No, South Korea isn't a part of China or Japan
4. Not ALL Koreans or Chinese eat dog meat, whale meat, horse meat or any other meat you've ever heard of. Stop generalizing.
5. Kim Jung Il isn't my john teshing uncle, and his name isn't kimberly or kim. its Jung Il
get with the culture people. [last name, first name]
6. We do not make nuclear weapons
7. We do not understand "Ching Chong"
8. Wtf is "Ching Chong"
9. All of you non-asian sissies can't eat hardcore asian food so stop acting like you do just cuz you eat from shanghai gourmet or little kitchen
10. And no, we aren't born with calculators in our hands
11. or with glasses
12. yeah, suprise, all asians aren't good at math
13. We're probablly doing better in english than most of you
14. Yes, we live off of rice. What the hell are you going to do about it? Got rice pinkberry? got rice?
15. Unlike take-out chinese, real asians don't drench their rice in MSG. (referring to fried rice)
16. Don't make assumptions about the asianmale penis unless you've seen them all. thanks.
17. We're not ALL short, thank you
18. Or skinny
19. just stop generalizing
19. Ok, we do have small eyes, i admit. But having small eyes doesn't mean we have small ears. We KNOW, get over it.
20. dont hitnk you're being cool by making fun of asians cuz asians wud do the same thing to u if u were in some asian country. ex. *oh look i'm american. *dresses like a slut* oh look i'm american *widens eyes*
21. You know that asians are sexy and hot beyond all reason, accept it
22. Just because We're asian doesn't mean we know how to fight like jackie chan or jet li (even though we ARE capable of kicking your butts any time.)
23. You can say we all look the same, but, seriously, all white people look the same, all black people look the same and all mexican people look the same. oh, wow, realization.
24. Anime is cool. Yes, so is manga. You know it. You watch or read it when everyones asleep. Don't try to hide it. Yes, Avatar is counted as an anime.
25. But, just because we're asian doesn't mean we can draw anime/manga people.
26. Just because some of us are Korean, doesn't mean we specialize in washing your clothes or painting your nails.
27. The people at the nail salons don't talk about you in an their asian language, stop flattering yourself
28. Just beacuse some of us are chinese, doesn't mean we make all your clothes.
29. Chopsticks are the mini cooper. But stop acting like you can use them when you have to ask for the "easy pick up kids chopstick" everytime you go into an asian restuarant.Just get a fork.
30. Stop acting like you can speak japanese, chinese or korean just because you can say "hi" or "thank you" or "what is your name". It gets pretty annoying.
31. Make sure you join your school's Asian Club. Because Asians rock...........join or we'll hunt you down.
32. Jokes are cool...to a degree.
33. Stop asking us to talk in an "asian accent" or ask us to "say something in our language" its akward and wierd. If we want to, we will.
34. by the way, it's vietNAMese not vietMANese.
35.You know you want to be asian. Yeah. Yeah. Got rice pinkberry?

[Lin]

xD Ching Chong. And no, we're not born with calculators in our hands. I love those. This is awesome!

[laurenn]

haha. that just made my day.
hilarious, and true.

[sheito01]

yo!! that was sooooooo cool!! im gonna print it and give it to everybody... plus im gonna send it to all my contacts!! lol ^^

[solong2010]

XDDD I love this! I think this was on Soompi before.
Everyone should read this ^^
Yes, wtf is a ching chong, anyway?

[chuchux6]

Haha a lot of this is true. I think it's really important for Asian/Americans (in every sense of the word, Asians, Americans both of Asian descent) to understand AA issues and the experience of growing up Asian in America. Learning about other ethnic groups' experiences is important too.

[Slacker21]

I think you overlooked some...

36. No, our women WON'T "Love you long time"
37. No, we can't fly or throw fireballs.
38. We only had that stupid bowl haircut (boys) and long hair with bangs(girls)when we were little kids because our parents had no fashion sense whatsoever.
39. No, there isn't really a difference between Asian and Pacific Islander; we're all Asian. We just like to mess with you.
40. Yeah, some of us are bad at engrish, but its no worse than your Wapanese/Chynese/Corean/etc.

[bubbletea]

I didnt write it.
someone else did

[Shyulace]

He also forgot we make prettier babies than others